You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

My back's not itchy, but thanks anyway.

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what are some of your favorite things? whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles, etc. and some of your least favorite things?

I can probably go on and on and on about favorite and least favorite things, so let's keep it to 10 each...

Favorites: friends/family, music, soccer, sketching/doodling, purple, food (fatty, duh), beach trips, amusement parks, hugs laughing

Least favorites: people who lack common sense, auto-tuned one-hit wonders, close-minded people, running out of memory on my ipod, drama, finding something on sale and realizing it's not your size whatsoever, skinny/in-shape girls who think they're fat, needles, knee surgeries, back-stabbing/betrayals

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how many nicknames do you have?

I've never counted. Here's a list of what I can think of though...

Name: Tatiana

Nicknames: Tanya (duh), Tan, Tan-Tan, Tan-Tan the Man-Man, Tuna, Tunafish, Fish, Fishy, Fisherman-Bobberman-dude, Tunamelt, Tuna Balloona, T, Won-Ton, T-Unit, Tati, Tanz, Tanyasty, Bon-Ton, Ton-Bon, Fifi, Fiffles, Bitch, Skankbucket, Slut, Flying Midget, Gimp, Bionic Woman, Fatty (not the original, ha), Goalie #2, Cinnamon Buns, Mars, Chiki, Ninja, Moon

That many. Obviously, there are a lot that are inside jokes. Let me know if I forgot any, haha

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favorite dessert??

If I'm trying to be "healthy," any sort of parfait-type thing (yogurt, granola, fruit, etc.).

If I'm being a fatty (which is 97% of the time), I love cheesecake, ice cream/gelato, or those nutella-banana croissant things from il Tram.

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i failed physics again :(

It's okay. I did, too. Let's go get Bill and eat ice cream and celebrate our failure.

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if you are can i be your first if so can i be the best you ever had :)

Ahahaha

Unless you're my boyfriend, you're out of luck. Sorry.

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WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON WHO IS YOUR BESTIES ROOMIE!!! :)

You're all my favorite! Don't make me choooooose

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what school are they referring to?

North Shore High in Illinois, DUH!

How sad is it that I knew right away? -____-

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OMGSH TANYA HOW DO YOU KEEP FIGURING ME OUT?

I'm a ninja?

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! (that doesn't make sense either...)

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do you even go to this school?

No. I just have a lot of feelings.

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what's one thing you would NEVER wear-- regular clothes not like dominatrix gear or something lets keep it clean

"Let's keep it clean"? Well, shit...

I think if you gave me any item of clothing, I would wear it. If it is really not my style or I am not feeling it at all, I'll cut it up, draw on it, and/or do anything to make it my own and wearable under my standards.

Except jean jackets. I don't do jean jackets. Or jean vests at that. Eh, I don't know. I'm sure there are a bunch of things that I won't wear or can't alter to my liking. I just can't think of them.

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NSYNC OR BACKSTREET BOYS?

ROSIE (amirite?)

Backstreet Boys fsho. Aren't they still semi-together? That kind of pushes them past NSYNC.

And Backstreet Boys songs are more fun for karaoke, of course.

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ok, first of all i resent the ariel bashing bonton. everyone knows physical attraction comes first. all that matters is that in the end they loved each other for real. and my real question, can i come to the beach too?? i need to get TANNN!

Ahahaha, not youu. Derr. You're my favorite Ariel :)

Anyone and everyone can come to the beach. No invites necessary. Being pale is a no-no.

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awesome

This isn't a question I can answer. Nor is it a comment to which I can respond...

Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

That's all I got.

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on what occasions is it appropriate to use summers eve lady care

When your boyfriend's in a coma
From your panties' aroma

Summmer's eve. Douche.

ahahahaha

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Have my babies?

Only if we can raise them to be ninjas.

If they come from the womb as ninjas, that's even better.

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GET READY

BORN READY.

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Do you smoke weed?

Ehh, not really. Special occasions only. And even then, I have to be in the mood. :P

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who's your favorite disney princess???

Hmm... I've never really given it too much thought.

If she counted and actually was a princess, Mulan. Not because she's asian or anything but because she put others before herself (i.e. her dad), masqueraded as a dude, kept up with all the guys in the army, and was totally kickass fighting the Huns.

But since she's not considered one of the princesses, I think Belle is my favorite. She's smart, she reads (nerd connection? methinks yes), and she falls in love with someone not based at all on looks (*cough**ariel**cough*).

Favorite disney princess movie, however, is tied between Aladdin and Cinderella.

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What was your favorite AYSO team??

Are we talking regular teams or All Star teams?

Regular season would either be Red Ninjas or Coca Cola Polar Bears. Both had awesome names and awesome people. Arsenal is a close third, considering we won and all.

All Stars is a tie between Strikers and Ballaz. Both teams were the shit. Fo' realzz.

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name 3 top places you hope to visit in this lifetime...

Hmm... this is an interesting question because there are places I want to visit that I know I will be visiting eventually. So does that count as hoping? Ah well, they will be named.

1) Indo, for obvious reasons. I am lame and still haven't been. Family + Bali = good times.
2) Holland. Not just Amsterdam, people. I gots family there, too. Some of my favorite relatives live there. And, well, I'd make a stop in Amsterdam, too, I suppose xP.
3)Australia/New Zealand. Also have family there. And it seems like freakin' fantastic place to visit. People down under are awesome. I've made a couple friends from Sydney, and they're pretty rad :)

So yeah, first priority for traveling and what-not is definitely family. Because I lahvvv themm x)

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remember when trino liked you?

I would hope he still likes me, otherwise this friendship is a lie! :P

Yes, I'd like to think of that time as finding my long-lost brother without knowing he was my long-lost brother. There was obviously a connection there, but we mistook the brotherly/sisterly bond for something more than platonic. Fear not, we have since corrected it. Say no to incest, people.

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Favorite sport that's not soccer?

Volleyball, but I haven't played on an actual team since freshmen year of high school.

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have you seen my keys???!!??!!!!!????!!??

Hahahahahahaha, I think they're somewhere in the middle of a glow-in-the-dark, ghetto-ass mini-golf place. We may need to ask some people to help us find them ;)

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Random Questions?

No time to actually blog as I would like to. In lieu of legitimate posts, formspring questions will take place of my random bits of thought until I start being narcissistic once again to blog about my life. Until then, enjoy these sometimes-humorous, hopefully entertaining bits of honesty.

xoT

girl, why would you advertise the fact that you are borderline midget status that's the kind of fun fact you only bust out at awkward orientation sessions, etc

Nahh, awkward orientation sessions are for making up weird un-true facts about yourself. Borderline midget status is not much of a fun fact when I actually look... well, like a midget. :P

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